Sunday, January 15, 2012

Caraqueños de Caracas

I've met only the sweetest people ever so far. At the airport, on the buses, in the hospital (where I got free Yellow Fever shot). Somehow they don't understand my broken Spanish (I wonder why), but they all think I do understand them though. Also I noticed that I talk Rusospanglish...or Sparusish...or Englishspasian...lol. Well, it's really just a mess in my head right now.

They also truly happy to know that soy Rusa, but they truly can't understand why in the world I came to Venezuela. "You either need to speak Spanish or to be strong and be able to defence yourself", told me a lovely lady who helped me to find el metro. And when I told her that I like those colorful houses on the top of the hill (el barrios), she said nothing, but I could read "Are you f-n' kidding me?!" in her eyes.


Caraqueños are beautiful.... very good looking and pleasant to look at. Especially señoritas. Oh my...stunning beauty queens with slightly choco skin, shiny hair and charming smile. They are not overweighted, they are with curves. Tiny waists and legit curves. Do I glance back? Yes. Do I lust? .... Oh lucky you, Venezuelan men. And since I've already been to a couple of cities in Venezuela I can be sure - my eyes will be pleased everywhere in Venezuela.

[insert here a picture of any Beauty Queen produced by Venezuela]

What else makes Caracas? Pollution. Terrible suffocated pollution. Yes, Venezuela sells gas cheaper than the freaking water (for $1 you get 70litres of gas or 1litre of water :O), but c'mon there is no air to breathe! After  the second day in Caracas I could feel my lungs filled with all that exhaust gas. Plus Caracas is not pedestrian-friendly at all. So in Caracas you either die from the gas poisoning or by a mototaxi running you over when you're crossing the road by a pedestrian crossing with a green light for you.


/January 11-12, 2012/

2 comments:

Tícia Machado said...

1. I hear about the same about girls from Venezuela... They are gorgeous!

2. And I am glad u just met nice people.

3. When somebody ask you why a chica from Russian wants to travel around South America, u should answer: because Russia is too cold and I like hot =p

lalala said...

lol @you complementing the houses and the lady being fed up with it hahahah